Getting caught.

People probably wouldn`t believe this but I wanted to get caught after kidnapping the Prime-Minister ! Yes it`s true, it was the only way anything good could come from it. You see the whole point of kidnapping him in the first place wasn`t for money or fame (indeed any right-minded kidnapper would have fame at the bottom of their list), no my incentive was pure. I wanted him to answer questions truthfully without changing the subject or ranting about party politics or some entirely irrelevant subject in what he seems to think of as 'in jest'.
    For most of my life I had totally ignored politics and politicians but that all changed when these idiots got in. I even ended up watching (in a mixture of awe and disgust) Prime-Minister`s question time and the Daily Politics show because of these twits. As I watched towns and cities go into a rapid decline with shops and factories closing as these good-for-nothings went about tearing down the DHSS & NHS and using their trusted positions to line their own pockets at the same time I could only see one way to get them to tell the truth, kidnapping was the only answer. I mean better men than me had tried to get them to talk straight in the public arena to no avail so that was never going to work. My e-mails just led to an automated '10 Downing Street' e-mail in return, I went on youtube and didn`t get a response and even my local MP laughed when I told him to give those arrogant fools a message from me. So as you see I had no choice!
     The list of questions the police asked me was enormous before they even got around to asking me why I did it and for some reason they said "It is not for you to make that call!" when I told them it was in the interest of National Security! I mean what is most important in the interest of National Security surely must be that our leaders are of sound mind, shouldn't it? Apparently not in the way I was treated. I don`t know who coined the phrase "No good turn goes unpunished" but I can verify now that it is very true.
    Anyway like I said at the beginning I wanted to get caught, not straight away but I did want to get caught so that they would have to read my statement out in a Court of Law, then I could tell them under oath what had been said word for word! It was quite a statement by the end-up and one I would like to share with you all as I am sure it was largely hushed up by the government and indeed misrepresented by the press for 'reasons of National Security'!